I’d Punch Morrissey
I wanna be known as the dude who punched Morrissey, for no other reason than just to be known as the guy who punched Morrissey. It’s like the dude who punched Danzig, he’ll forever be know as the dude who punched Danzig. I have no ill will against Morrissey and respect the fact he’s influenced and is loved by so many people the world over, But I’d still do it just to say I did. As everyone I know can tell you, I’m not violent in any manner. I’d never really punch Morrissey if given the chance. I’d probably shake his hand and say it was good to meet em and move on.
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I couldn’t resist ….I’d like to punch Shirley Temple Black in the face because ….I wish she could be 5 again and tap dance her way into our hearts…I’m joking about the first part.
I wanted to be the man who punches Morrissey….